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Name: shag-taw
Location: Maryland, United States
Birthday: 4/12/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: angels sang out, in an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens
descended chuck norris
who delivered a kick
that could shatter bones
into the crotch
of indiana jones
who fell over on the ground
writhing in pain
while batman turned back
into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through
his clever disguise
and crushed batman's head
in between his thighs
Expertise: then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito moussolini, and the blue meanie, and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, terminator, captain kirk, and darth vader, lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger, BILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN, spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe the battle raged on for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better... mr. rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
Occupation: Computer related (Internet)
Industry: Computers (Internet)
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  dorksaredorky
Member Since:
3/23/2003
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| hello world again! i am in college! i am updating the world on my LIFE man. it's important! wooo! hanyway i just wanted to do this survey again.
How am I feeling today?
hagua - seu jorge
i don't know spanish.
Will I get far in life?
trying to find a balance - atmosphere
How do my friends see me?
i will - radiohead
this doesn't make a lick of sense yet
Where will I get married?
lola - the kinks
a club down in old soho where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
What is my best friend's theme song?
ever fallen in love - buzzcocks
What is the story of my life?
kiss of death - robert rodriguez
!
What's high school like?
dani california - rhcp
high school is over!
How can I get ahead in life?
candy store rock - led zeppelin
candy!
What is the best thing about you?
beer song - mustard plug
this still makes no sense
What is tomorrow going to be like?
my friend of misery - metallica
bad?
What is in store for this weekend?
tombstone blues - bob dylan
death?
How is my life going?
12xU - minor threat
...
What song will they play at my funeral?
black city - division of laura lee
What do my friends really think of me?
lewis - radiohead
Do people secretly lust after me?
california sun - the ramones
this thing made sense the first time didn't it?
How can I make myself happy?
it's alright, ma (i'm only bleeding) - bob dylan
bleed?
Will I ever have children?
son of a gun - the vaselines
yes?
Who will you marry?
she's no lady - intonenation
someone who sucks?
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
american girl - tom petty
that's vague
hello world again
world aka brittany because she will read this because she's curious
goodbye world
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How am I feeling today?
in bloom - nirvana
eh?
Will I get far in life?
eon blue apocalypse - tool
so... no?
How do my friends see me?
aneurysm - nirvana
what are the odds of getting two nirvana songs already?
Where will I get married?
hurt and virtue - cradle of filth
so... some sort of burning demon-filled hole
What is my best friend's theme song?
surfing u.s.a. - the beach boys
What is the story of my life?
summer lovin' - less than jake
sweet!
What's high school like?
fight fire with fire - metallica
DUNUNUNUNUN
How can I get ahead in life?
under pressure - queen
let a weird dude with a flat top steal my ideas and pretend to have made them up? ... then die of aids?
What is the best thing about you?
you don't know shit - youth brigade
wow. thanks, mp3 player.
What is tomorrow going to be like?
i don't mind the sun sometimes - butthole surfers
AWESOME
What is in store for this weekend?
panda panda panda - deerhoof
i WISH
How is my life going?
my way - sex pistols
that's pretty sweet, actually
What song will they play at my funeral?
walk, don't run - the ventures
i'm just glad i didn't get "adam's song"
What do my friends really think of me?
wynona's big brown beaver - primus
what?
Do people secretly lust after me?
god called in sick today - afi
um... no, i don't really listen to afi. shut your faces, all... one of you.
How can I make myself happy?
get free - the vines
makes sense
Will I ever have children?
mr. smiley - mustard plug
so maybe i will if i'm a clown that kills everyone!
Who will you marry?
am i evil? - metallica
what? so no one? or EVERYONE?!
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
nice guys finish last - greenday
haha SWEET
well... that was a nice diversion from us history homework. farewell, internets
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well, today's the day jesus was resurrected, how do we celebrate it?
i dunno, how about eggs?
what? what does that have to do with...
no, no, we'll paint 'em
i'm still not following...
don't worry, there's a bunny!
in other news, last night i dreamed my birthday was in a week. i woke up a bit sad.
in other other news, HALLOWEEN IS FAST APPROACHING NOW
in more other news:
OMFGYAY
that's not supposed to look like "oh man, fuck, GAY!" unintentional.
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| right now i'm in a cyber cafe in kolkata [it's called "cyber krishna" btw] and i'm checking my email. uhm. oh right
so at heathrow they took my book! THEY TOOK IT AWAY!!! so if anyone wnats to get me a new copy of the brothers karamazov, i'll be home on the 27th | | |
| well.
i think we can safely say carter is the most amazing human to set foot on this planet.
liberal
rantings (14:53:39): hey
shagnik
liberal rantings
(14:53:44): I wrote you your
limerick
a pox on thee
(14:53:48): SWEET
liberal rantings
(14:54:04): one sec, let me grab
it
liberal rantings
(14:54:24): Young Shagee decided to take
to whalin'
Depite never before having gone sailin'
the crew began to run
low on rations
they did the grim equations
of being delicious, none could
accuse Shagee of failin'
wait for it:
my response:
a pox on
thee (23:17:14): okay
a pox on thee
(23:17:15): here goes
a pox on thee
(23:19:02):
there once was a young man named
carter
if he tried, he couldn't be much smarter
he was well
endowed,
his music was loud,
to enter his pants, one had to
barter
a pox on thee (23:21:38):
now carter was
certainly clever
his attempts fucking up? never!
he was so sure
he said
"fuck the lure!"
and instead, went fishing with a
lever
a pox on thee (23:24:27):
the night before last
i was visited
in a dream by a ghost who said "winifred,
pay carter his
dues
you've nothing to lose!
besides, he deserves to be
credited!"
a pox on thee (23:24:33):
so you see, my dear
friend
a pox on thee (23:26:11):
so you see, carter, my
friend
this series now comes to an end
it may have been boring
i hope
you're not snoring
but this wrong, i feel i must mend.
but it continues!
read on, if you dare:
Shagee composed limericks most sweetly
So Carter had to approach the mafia discretely
"I cannot let this fly,
This boy is better than I
I need him eliminated, completely"
And so the hitmen leapt into action
And promptly put Shagee in traction
He wailed "This is no fun
What is it I've done
That could have warranted all of this smashin'?"
Hearing this, Carter began to wonder
"What have I gained, tearing a good man asunder?
Little but guilt
Over the blood I have spilt
Well, that and some ill-gotten plunder"
It was then the hitmen chose to finish the job
Through the hospital window, a grenade they did lob
Carter, with little time to reflect
Used his body to redirect
The blast, leaving little more than a blob.
Upon reading this story to children, the author you may want to sue
But I beg you to first think it through
The tale is possessed of a moral
No matter how horrible
And that is not to kill Shagee, whatever you do.
liberal rantings: The End
but it keeps going!
a pox on thee: i am naught but amazed
my visage is crazed
you impress
and i undress
to touch the bits where reproduction is based
liberal rantings: hahahaha
liberal rantings: I'll take you up on your offer
To fill my sexual coffer
You are 'the one'
That, and sex is fun
To you, my bed I shall proffer
a pox on thee: "oh ho! of course i do accept!"
shagee said as to carter's he leapt
"the ecstacy! the bliss!
memories of my first kiss!"
he was so whelmed he nearly wept.
liberal rantings: But Carter began to feel bad
for taking advantage of the young lad
"For it is true, after all
I would abandon him come fall
And that would probably make him very sad"
a pox on thee: shagtaw is used to the crash
after a high that is such a smash
he's immune to pain
well, in the emotional vein
so he's ready for a quick sexy bash
liberal rantings: Well in that case, come on in here
I hope you like whips and blindfolds, dear
if that is the case
I know a little place
they can hook you up, never fear!
a pox on thee: well carter, if that's how you play
are menage-a-trois fair for the day?
i'll get a nice mare
or maybe a bear!
animals are the best things to lay
liberal rantings: To ungulates, I fear I must say no
You would understand, after my experience with one sow
But dolphins are great
They simply love to mate
And even have a hole through which they can blow
a pox on thee: mmm yes dolphin sex is quite grand
particularly since it's off the land
water is fine
except if you attempt to dine
the prices, you know, are out of hand!
liberal rantings: But dining presents such an opportunity
To induce drugs into your drink, surreptitiously
and then think of the fun
I could have when I'm done
With your body present, unconsciously
a pox on thee: Alas carter i must go
to the place where the water does flow
i'll spray on a mist
to prepare for our tryst
and meet in that place, where long ago
we did first set eyes upon
each other, and said "Knave, Begone!"
we made that mistake
of not eating cake
when the chance was so something on
liberal rantings: you spoke beautifully, my friend
This shall not be the end
Our tryst we shall keep
but for now, do not speak
to you, my love I do send.
ALSO to finish up this exceedingly long entry, i'll tlel you about the weirdass dreams i just had during my 3 hour nap on the couch
a: i remember the end, where zack rothman stepped on my groin, because i woke up with genuine pain in the testicular area. ZACK WHY?!
and the last dream:
a pox on thee: there was some weirdass plac
a pox on thee: eit was like a secret society
a pox on thee: but really just like
a pox on thee: thsi crazy ride/
a pox on thee: kinda?
a pox on thee: and there were witches?
a pox on thee: and animatronics that were really realistic?
a pox on thee: and i kept falling down long shafts
a pox on thee: and you were next to me laughing
a pox on thee: because
a pox on thee: we were n00bs
a pox on thee: while like everyone else i had ever met had gone already and had secret positions and stuff
a pox on thee: and eventually i had to elave
a pox on thee: and apparantly they all went the first time with me
a pox on thee: but i had to leave early
neonpulses: ahahaha
a pox on thee: but anyway i had to leave and we lay in this parking lot
neonpulses: i lov eyour mind
a pox on thee: and some popel had no clothes on
a pox on thee: and hten my sister came to get me driving around with diego's dad leaning out the passenger side yelling my name
a pox on thee: theni got home and there was a party with my friends?
a pox on thee: and i went upstairs?
a pox on thee: to some CRAZY GLASS ROOM
a pox on thee: and we watched...
a pox on thee: batman?
a pox on thee: it was on tv?
a pox on thee: also i was sick?
a pox on thee: then jess had a hosueguest from bangladesh
a pox on thee: and then..
a pox on thee: i woke up finally
anyone wishing to explain my subconscious will apply within.
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